In a stunning new report by the non-partisan and independent Dunning-Kruger Kruger Foundation, it was revealed that the emergency stimulus package may have had even more pork than we thought.

The findings of this fantastical report show that Democrat, Nancy Pelosi, slipped a provision into the bill at the last second before it was passed. This provision gives the DNC $12 billion in cash payments over the next two years.

Head of the non-partisan and independent Dunning-Kruger Foundation, Joe Barron, had this to say about the report and its findings:

“Well, I mean it was shocking to be sure, but I can’t say I was THAT surprised. I mean, come on, it’s Pelosi we’re talking about here. She’s queen of the crooks. Well, maybe not on the level of Killary, but she’s definitely up there. What makes you think that she wouldn’t try to pull a move like this.

Apparently those funds are going to be used to buy elections for Democrat candidates. That’s the only way Democrats win is by cheating. It’s pathetic really. They should give it up.”

This is truly a disturbing revelation coming from such an unbiased source. How can these Democrats be allowed to get away with such criminal acts for so long? Surely they would have been caught by now.

Perhaps they are just too smart for us to ever catch them. They will always be one step ahead of Republicans. Hell, we should actually vote out the Republicans for being too incompetent to end the Democrat criminal enterprise right under their noses.

Comments

  1. MABEL JOHNSON

    NO SURPRISE, DEMS CHEAT AND LIE AND THEY SHOULD NOT HAVE HAD THAT MONEY !!!! THAT IS OUR MONEY, FOR SMALL BUSINESS LIKE IN MY TOWN, THEY GOT NOTHING, IT ALL MUST HAVE GONE TO THE SWAMP.

  2. Jennifer

    Hi Mabel, maybe you are blaming the wrong people. Have a look at the big businesses who received money. It’s not the Democrats who are pro-big business and swamp. Maybe try to read a few diverse sources, rather than those which just confirm your existing bias. You might actually find that Democrats are not evil, as you have been led to believe 😉

    • David

      No it was the democrats voted for these big aid bills and had now trying to push thru most of this new 2 trillion bill is to bail out democratic states and city which locked down and they paid for the Wuhan or China virus.

  3. Mary Priddy

    I call this treason and they should be punished

  4. Carolyn Hodges

    Remember to tell everyone about this new cheat from demonrats

  5. Anonymous

    The Dunning-Kruger Effect has just played itself out….right here….

  6. Cecelia Henderson

    Make them give back every dime of that ill gotten money. What a bunch of fri_ing crooks. Why didn’t someone catch this and post a warning? Where were the Republicans?

  7. Dale Antolik

    Is this true or just Fake news?

  8. Anonymous

    Its satire people, read the top of the page. You would think by now everyone thoroughly reviews any news they read on the internet.

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