Everyone knows that patriotism in America is at an all-time high, thanks solely to President and Dear Leader Donald Jacknut Trump. In a desperate attempt to tamp down the fervor of red-blooded American patriots who revere symbols and traditions more than the values they embody, Representatives Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (Socialist of New York) and Ilhan Omar (anti-American immigrant, now of Minnesota) are teaming up to ban our sacred Pledge of Allegiance.

Yes, patriots, they’re coming for our Pledge of Allegiance.

Ilhan Omar said she only pretended to recite the Pledge when she became a United States citizen, knowing that 17 years later, she’d be elected to the US House of Representatives and have the chance to ban the Pledge.

She now admits that instead of reciting the Pledge, she mouthed the words to her native country’s national anthem and crossed her fingers behind her back, making her naturalization ceremony completely bogus and unenforceable.

Alexandra Octavia-Cortisone, on the other hand, claims to be a United States citizen, despite having a foreign-sounding name. She said, however, that after failing to remove the words “under God” from the Pledge of Allegiance, she decided to go for an outright ban.

Which is pretty funny, since the Pledge of Allegiance was written by a socialist minister and was intended for use by citizens of any country, pledging allegiance to any flag.

Now, Alexia Octagon-Cortex and Ilhan Omar have introduced a bill in the House of Representatives that would ban the public recitation of the Pledge of Allegiance in all schools, at all public events, and in any government buildings.

Their reason? It’s a hollow pledge, written by a socialist, generic for any country (it was changed to include the United States after the original was written), and it excludes atheists with the words “under God.” Sandy Batt, renowned scholar of American history, said,

“These women have a point. Why would we want a generic pledge? We should have a new one. Ooooh, let’s have a contest to see which new version gets the most votes on Twitter.”

Light up the switchboard at your Congressperson’s office, patriots. Don’t let the anti-Americans win.

Comments

  1. MABEL JOHNSON

    WE DO NOT LET RATTLESNAKES IN OUR HOUSE, WHY ARE THESE TERRIOSTS ALLOWED IN AMERICA EVEN? THE LAW SAYS THEY CAN NOT BE HERE AND THAT IS THE LAW !!!! AT LEAST 100 YEARS, AND ONE NATION UNDER GOD, NOT YOUR DEMON. I WILL SAY THE PLEDGE AND SO DO MY CHILDREN.

    • Linda C.

      Mabel; I approve of your message as it is all due to the radical leftists fault since Barak Hussein Obamas’ ruinistic reign w/ other muslims who got us in this mess in the first place turning our nation around getting Hilliary and Pelousi in power followed by Communists, Nazi, and other cult groups leaving God out of our Nation welcoming the ruination of our Nation in murderous outcmes in surrounding cities and Capitals where the far leftst leaders have left their own damages for our nation in their own unjustly leadership!

  2. Barbara Powell

    Isn’t there an oath of allegiance they took when they were sworn in as members of Congress?

  3. Anonymous

    Mabel Johnson you are about as dumb as a doorknob. So what law again makes you queen of everything and keeps everybody else in the world out? Stupid ass swimming believe anything you read on the internet. Maybe try educating yourself next time before you make yourself look so damn stupid.

    • Sal Salomone

      Not very bright I see.
      THE OATH THEY SWEAR IS TO PROTECT AND DEFEND THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES…which means…the moment they say this dumb shit they are in violation of their oath.
      Fucktard obama removed, in the middle of the night, a law that’s been on US books for generations…MUSLIMS ARE NOT PERMITTED TO HOLD ELECTED OFFICE IN THE US BECAUSE THEIR FAITH DENOUNCES EVERYTHING THIS COUNTRY STANDS FOR…
      If YOU want to be someone’s fucking property and your pussy not yours to control..then roll with that.
      You sound like an idiot

  4. Elder Harry L. Jackson

    Those two hate this country, and want to destroy it. We need to politely usher them to someplace more agreeable to their demented agenda.
    …and the other two along with them. Can’t wait until we vote them OUT.

  5. Elder Harry L. Jackson

    Those two hate this country, and want to destroy it. We need to politely usher them to someplace more agreeable to their demented agenda.

  6. MABEL JOHNSON

    I DO NOT KNOW WHO YOU ARE, ANONYMOUS, BUT I HAVE MY OPINION THANK YOU, I AM PROBABLY OLDER THEN YOU AND WITH AGE COMES WISDOM, YOU MUST BE A DEM. LOOK AT WHAT ELDER JACKSON SAY, HE KNOWS.

  7. Dave

    Hey anonymous you’re a fucktard who still lives in his moms basement right shit for brains?

  8. Anonymous

    Mabel you are spot on anonymous must be a pos Demorat.

  9. Keith D Miller Miller

    He/she is Anonymous because he/she is spinless and will not put there name onto something they say

  10. Ladytiel

    How low will they go. I hope that this bill never passes.

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