Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has been exceedingly vocal in her views of the refugee internment facilities beiing operated on the southern border.  After getting blasted by right-wing psychopaths for correctly identifying them as “concentration camps,” apparently, the diminuative diva finally had enough during a fact-finding visit yesterday and attempted what agents are calling : “a prison break.”

Her accomplice, a Mr. T. Bag escaped capture and is one-armed and dangerous.

According to witnesses, the petite congresswoman had smuggled a small pair of cutting shears into the holding facility, and was caught cutting open the filthy children’s Trumpcages.  When challenged by border agents, Ocasio-Cortez became animated, and threatened them with physical harm, which led to the local police being alerted.   They arrested her at 2:25 p.m.  Her Socialist bail was set at $500,000.

She’s reportedly in Tim Allen’s former cell, mopping up tears and cocaine.

Maybe a little jail time will teach her how to control herself when confronted with a hideous nazi-like Republican-instituted policy that harms and even causes the death of innocent children.  Or, maybe being on the inside of a cell will only further her resolve.  Maybe she’ll just ban motorcycles.

Comments

  1. Tor

    I think it was a mistake for Nancy Pelosi’s Democratic party to call for impeachment. She was getting intimate with Adam Schiff, and while tasting some Georgia moonshine Adam brought over, commented,
    “MMM…, peach brandy.” Adam said he totally agreed. They should impeach. Oh well. Maybe it was Adam’s mistake. He regrets that night, too, or also.

  2. MABEL JOHNSON

    IF SHE IS IN JAIL CHARGE HER WITH TREASON !!!! DO NOT WASTE A TIME, SHE SAYS BAD ABOUT PRES. TRUMP EVERY DAY AND SHE IS COMMUNIST. THIS IS THE CHANCE.

  3. Giniti Harcum El Bey

    As I recall the pictures of children in cages was during Obama. Obama deported more people than Trump. Funny how you switch the accusations.

  4. Anonymous

    As much as I would like to believe the fake news concerning AOC getting locked up, I do not like when others find it funny and even amusing to post crap that is not true. You should team up with CNN. Any article that has no references, is more than likely not even near close to accurate. I would like to see the source that prompted you to write this article about AOC.

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