But all was not as rosy as it seemed. Sanders did not see eye to eye with President Trump on several issues. She cited “having no idea that her every word would not be seen as gospel” by the public and not enjoying being known as “Satan’s minion” by the world. This was a major sticking point to our elected leader.
The resignation of Sarah Huckabee Sanders as White House Press Secretary came as a shock to government, even at the highest levels. She has been handpicked by President Trump himself, was remarkably qualified, and appeared to be excelling in every aspect of her new role.
Shortly after Sanders officially resigned, Executive White House Human Resources Manager, Jennifer Sanders, made this announcement :
”President Trump is extremely saddened by the departure of Press Secretary Sarah Hildebeest, I mean, uh, Huckabee – little inside joke there – Sanders, was a dedicated and selfless public servant. Her departure has hit him very hard.
However, there is some outstanding news that has come out of this. A silver lining. The sudden opening allowed the President to bring into the government fold a being with incredible skills who has precisely the same vision for America and the world as the president himself.
The White House is pleased to announce the hiring of the new Director of Homeland Security……..Satan Himself!”
The hiring of Satan is quite a coup for the United States. He has long been sought after by villainous despots worldwide but had been on a self imposed hiatus since working in Germany in the early 1940’s. Trump somehow lured him out of retirement through his deal making skills. So the USA no longer has a minion for the position but the man himself.
The future of America has never been less bleak!
I DID NOT SEE WHO PRES. TRUMP PICKED, FOX DID NOT SAY WHILE I WAS HOME, BUT THEY WILL BE A PATRIOT AND STRONG TO KEEP THE MSM FROM LIES. WE WILL FIND OUT SOON.