President Donald Trump recently delivered a knockout blow to social media when he signed an Executive Order banning any criticism of his variety of truth that he graces the American people with on a daily basis.
Fear has gripped Facebook and Twitter since they have been commandeered by the State. Jack Dorsey has yet to determine how he will respond, however, spineless super patriot Mark Zuckerberg has already said that he will help our Dear Leader in any way possible.
Zuckerberg announced today that he will automatically Facebook jail any account that criticizes the President. Once those accounts are jailed, all user data for the accounts, including friends, will be turned over to the Department of Justice for the purpose of prosecuting for crimes against America.
Due to the sheer number of liberals that infest our country, due process will be suspended. A jailed account will lead to a jail sentence at a North Korea style prison camp, all thanks to Mark Zuckerberg’s company.
Much like Facebook, appeals to the jail sentences will be denied without review. The average sentence is expected to be five years, though most of the prisoners won’t live past the first 60 days. Some good will finally come from the liberal elite.
Deleting your account won’t help. There is no statute of limitations on how far back into the timeline investigators can go to find anti-Trump commentary. Facebook spokesperson Joe Barron said the following,
“I, for one, welcome our Republican overlords and our Dear Leader.”
As expected, the millions of people who voted for Trump and have zero ability to think for themselves cheered this action from Zuckerberg while droning in unison, “I hope this is true” repeatedly. As for me, I’m with Joe Barron on this one. I also welcome our Republican overlords and our Dear Leader.
GET ON GAB, PEOPLE, I WISH PRES. TRUMP WOULD GO BUT THEY PUT HIS WORDS ON GAB SO YOU CAN SEE THEM WITHOUT LEFTIST COMMENTS. FACEBOOK CENCORS PATRIOTS AND WHITES, ZUCKERBERG THE CLUE IS THE NAME. HE IS PART OF THE CABAL. TICK TOCK.