It’s another week, and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Congress’s Tiny Toon of Tyranny has had yet another fantastic idea. This time, it doesn’t have anything to do with saving the planet from fart-o-carbons or putting windmills and herb gardens on the backs of big rigs.
Recently, the state of Illinois passed a bill to have all firearm owners fingerprinted at point of sale, an obvious infringement of the government upon our very bodies, where they have no right to be. But Pippi Commiestockings thinks that’s a great plan to have nationwide, at a federal level. To treat anyone purchasing a weapon as a common criminal.
Interim head of the N.R.A., Fermis Taserface, spoke to the press while the organization works through a web of corruption and scandal:
“What part of ‘shall not be infringed’ does that bartending bonehead not get? My fingers, my body. What goes on between me and them is no business of hers. Keep it up, and we’ll pay off McConnell to legalize bazookas. Count on it. Taserface, out. “
The Socialist siren plans to introduce her fingerprinting bill by the end of this month. Good luck, sweetheart.
THAT WILL NOT! HAPPEN YOU WITCH. MY HUSBAND HAD HIS PRINTS TOOK BY THE COPS, HE DID NOT DO ANY THING AND THEY TOOK HIS FINGERS AND HE LOST ONE WHEN HE WAS YOUNG, THEY SAID THEY NEED 10. WELL, HE GAVE THE PRINTS AND THEN THE CASE WAS THROW OUT BUT THEY STILL GOT HIS PRINTS IF YOU WANT THEM, HE HAD HIS GUN THOUGH, AND IT IS MINE NOW.