Waldenbooks, Barnes & Noble Refuse To Sell Trump Jr.’s Book

It looks like the liberal’s war on freedom of expression has just kicked it up a notch.  Bookselling retailers Waldenbooks and Barns & Noble have refused shipments for sale of Donald Trump Jr.’s new book: “Triggered : How The Left Thrives on Hate and Wants to Silence Us.”  The pair of literature giants make up 92% of all book sales in the United States and Canada.

Both companies deny any political bias, and simply believe the book has no profitable market and will not sell.  Executive CEO of Barnes & Noble Inc, Joseph Barrontine gave a statement to the Queefington Literary Review :

“The problem is, it’s just not going to sell.  It’s not.  Look at the title.  I’m sorry if I’m offending anyone, but it’s downright retarded.  Look at his face on the cover.  Nobody wants that face anywhere in their house.  And we know he didn’t write the book anyway.  No Trump kid can operate a Speak-and-spell, let alone write a book.  No.  We don’t need to fill up a landfill with this trash in 6 months.”

Donald Junior’s previous book, “How My Damaged Chromosomes Make Better Me Think” sold under a dozen copies and is now out of print.  Critics called it : “The worst piece of writing since Sarah Palin tried to scribble out a shopping list for Trip.”

Is it irony that these two retail juggernauts are demonstrating exactly what the retarded title of Junior’s book claims is somehow happening?  It might be.  Luckily trumptards don’t know what “irony” even is except “how nickles taste”, and don’t read books.  Let’s all just hope the Dollar Store is more forgiving in about a month.