WWE, the sports entertainment wrestling juggernaut, has firmly planted their wrestling boots in the war against woke. Not only have they banned Bud Light at their events, but Kid Rock has signed on to be live at Pay Per View shows. Vince McMahon has said in no uncertain terms that the WWE is not woke.

WWE has a long history of promoting conservative causes as well as making sure they are the premier entertainment choice of American men and women who enjoy tv without wokism.  WWE has always been a proud American company with American values.

Banning Bud Light is the next logical step for WWE, seeing as they are bringing in the biggest opponent of the beer there’s ever been:  Kid Rock. Kid Rock has been on WWE programming in the past, but this is different.  He will be featured on WWE tv along with other conservative celebrities

Vince McMahon, the CEO of the WWE was interviewed by our reporter Joe Barron. McMahon, who’s never been one to shy away from controversy, stands by his decision to ban Bud Light and feature Kid Rock. “We’re an entertainment company that focuses on the family. Kid Rock is right up there with our values, and Bud Light is not. It’s the opposite of what we believe”

And what Vince McMahon believes in is sexually harassing his employees, treating the fans like the idiots they are and he’s also a huge trump supporter. Values that fit in well with Kid Rock whose exploits with underage girls and hookers have been well documented by him and his music.

Since the WWE is extreme low brow entertainment, Kid Rock will fit in well with the rest of the garbage that comes out of your tv screen when tuned to it. And banning Bud Light is the next logical step. As long as overweight sisters and brothers on date night at a WWE event can get drunk on Budweiser while making other questionable life choices, all is good.

The WWE partnering with Kid Rock and banning Bud Light will make the Walmart crowd squeal in toothless joy. You’re welcome. God bless America.

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