Millions of Americans have been following the trial of Derek Chauvin, the former Minneapolis Police Officer who murdered George Floyd in broad daylight on May 25, 2020, by kneeling on his neck for 9 minutes and 29 seconds.
Along with common Americans, several professional sports leagues and associations are watching and have declared their intent to boycott their leagues, effectively ending their seasons if Chauvin is found not guilty.
The National Football League and the National Basketball Association have been joined by the Marble Confederation of America (MCA) and the North American Dog Agility Council (NADAC) in announcing that they will sit out for at least the next three years in an effort to promote social justice and equality for all Americans if the trial’s outcome is not to their liking.
NADAC spokesdog Walter the Boston Terrier spoke through his dog translator that was invented by Norville Rogers, the same guy who made Scooby-Doo talk.
“Walter says that if the humans don’t look after each other like dogs do then they won’t participate in any of the agility competitions. He said they’ll be happy just running around on their own and sniffing each others’ butts.
He said that any police dog worth his special police dog hat would have seen that murderous cop was acting well outside of his job and the law and would have bitten the murder cop several times until said cop stopped.
If humans don’t start treating each other like dogs treat each other, then the dogs are done. Dogs are not going to be a source of entertainment for people until people stop acting like cats to each other.”
Basketball and football players have been rumored to be coming up with pickup games that will also allow neighborhood kids to play alongside their heroes while also corrupting these impressionable children with their liberal agenda of respecting one another and being the best people that they can be.
We cannot allow our children to be corrupted by this disgusting liberal propaganda.
WELL BY BY NOBODY WANTS YOUR RACIST SPORT, THAT POLICE OFFICER WAS DOING HIS JOB, THE BLACK MAN STABBED AN EXPECTING LADY AND THEN DIED OF DRUGS, HE KNEELED ON HIS NECK OR SHOOT HIM, WHICH ONE DO YOU WANT HUMM? JUST LET HM GO, I DON’T THINK SO.