President Trump took some heat after the incident in Charlottesville, VA when he said that some of the crowd screaming “Jews will not replace us” and wearing swastika armbands were “very fine people”. Many heard that and perceived it to be an endorsement of Nazism, a sworn enemy of America.
But now the president is redeeming himself and making his position clear as he strikes back against the Nazis. In a statement today, the White House made it clear that they were taking a hard line against the new breed of Nazis in America : the Grammar Nazis.
What’s ”unpresidented” is having a leader with a fourth grade education.
”Grammar Nazis have been attacking our president from day one. They relish in reading his tweets on a daily basis and picking them apart to make him seem foolish or unwise. This does nothing more than to provide ammunition to our enemies. This is clearly an act of treason.
Effective immediately, the government of the United States of America will be pursuing these Nazis relentlessly and arresting them in the name of national security.
No longer will they be allowed to mock our president for not properly spelling words like “unprecedented”, “hamburger”, or “border”. Never again will America tolerate an attack on our government over the usage or “counsel” or “loose”. Attacks on these or any others will no longer stand.
This is the dawn of a new era. America is declaring war on Nazis.”
This president’s grammar is a steaming pile of covfefe.
It was only a matter of time before the president made such a declaration. This is what we elected him for – a tough as nails president who will root out America’s enemies.
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.
I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS I AM SORRY, PRES. TRUMP WILL NOT FIGHT THOSE WHO ARE PATRIOTS AND STAND FOR THIS COUNTRY AGAINST PEOPLE WHO WANT TO HARM US. I MEAN BEHEAD AND BLOW UP BUILDINGS. LIBS SAY ONE PATRIOT RAN OVER A WOMAN BUT I HEARD SHE WAS ANTIFA AND RAN IN FRONT OF HIS CAR TO MAKE HIM LOOK BAD AND HE WAS SCARED, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT BUT THE LIBS AND DEMS MADE HIM OUT TO BE WRONG. DO NOT LISTEN TO THE MSM.
ANTIFA ARE VERY QUIET, THEY KNOW PRES. TRUMP IS ON TO THEM. THEY ARE THE REAL NAZIS, THEY WORSHIP THE DEVIL AND HATE PATRIOTS. WE HAVE A PATRIOT GROUP IN OUR TOWN, YOUNG MEN AND VERY CLEAN, THEY JUST WANT THE TOWN TO STAY WHITE LIKE IT WAS. IT IS MOSTLY NOW, BUT COULD BE MORE AND THAT IS NOT NAZI.
I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS I AM SORRY, PRES. TRUMP WILL NOT FIGHT THOSE WHO ARE PATRIOTS AND STAND FOR THIS COUNTRY AGAINST PEOPLE WHO WANT TO HARM US. I MEAN BEHEAD AND BLOW UP BUILDINGS. LIBS SAY ONE PATRIOT RAN OVER A WOMAN BUT I HEARD SHE WAS ANTIFA AND RAN IN FRONT OF HIS CAR TO MAKE HIM LOOK BAD AND HE WAS SCARED, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT BUT THE LIBS AND DEMS MADE HIM OUT TO BE WRONG. DO NOT LISTEN TO THE MSM.
ANTIFA ARE VERY QUIET, THEY KNOW PRES. TRUMP IS ON TO THEM. THEY ARE THE REAL NAZIS, THEY WORSHIP THE DEVIL AND HATE PATRIOTS. WE HAVE A PATRIOT GROUP IN OUR TOWN, YOUNG MEN AND VERY CLEAN, THEY JUST WANT THE TOWN TO STAY WHITE LIKE IT WAS. IT IS MOSTLY NOW, BUT COULD BE MORE AND THAT IS NOT NAZI.