Dwayne Johnson is a much-beloved figure. The self-proclaimed “Most Electrifying Man In Sports Entertainment,” the man formerly known as “The Rock” has not only conquered professional wrestling, he has also become the most paid actor in Hollywood.

He’s been the star of such pro-America movies such as “Jumanji,” “Fast And Furious,” and “Dan Andreas.” Now, he’s about to take on his most challenging and compelling role yet; being a hard fast and bigly swole supporter of Donald Trump ahead of the 2020 election.

In the light of multiple pandemics happening, this might seem like an off choice. After all, the mainstream and heavily biased towards facts media has painted Trump as inept, ill-prepared, and impotent as a President. Johnson sees it differently.

Mr. Johnson’s media spokesperson, Mick Foley, had the following to say:

“The Rock gravitates towards strong male role models. From his grandfather Peter Maivia, to his dad Rocky Johnson, to his best friend Kevin Hart, Dwayne craves a principled man to be a driving force in his life.

He’s never taken much of a political stance until recently, but he realizes that standing next to Trump makes Johnson look like that much more of a man, as Donald is, frankly, sort of a wimp.

Donald runs when the going gets tough and resorts to name calling. The Rock has literally leapt headlong into a CGI building on fire. Bang bang!”

Mr. Johnson has also hinted rumors that he would like to hold a political office one day. Since Ivanka loves big strong men, it remains to be seen if Trump wants to have competition for his daughter’s affection within his own cabinet.

Nevertheless, it would be a savvy move to retain the support of a person of color, especially in light of Trump’s rampant racism and utter ineptitude in handling anything race-related, other than refusing to acknowledge anything resembling compassion.

The Rock’s next pro-America movie, “Jungle Cruise,” is slated for release in theaters this upcoming holiday season. We’ll have to wait and see if Trump will accept Johnson’s offer to join his cabinet, but at least we’ll be entertained with another huge blockbuster movie!


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