Obama Accidentally Reveals Deep State Secrets in Newest Book

Barack Obama has been a busy man since leaving the White House. He’s authored several books, created award-winning documentaries, and generally has been universally loved by non-racists. While he wasn’t the best President, he did enough right to earn the title of “perfectly cromulent.”

It appears, however, that Obama has been even busier than we’ve initially thought. In his new memoir, “From Kenya to Zion: How I Destroyed America”, Obama goes into scintillating detail about how he and his Deep State cronies have gone about toppling America from within.

Our literary critic, Marc Busy Phillips, had this to say after reading the book:

“If you want some good old fashioned liberal indoctrination, then this is the book for you. It leans heavily on socialism, caring for your fellow human, rising the tide to lift all boats, and freedom of religion. That’s utterly terrifying, and absolutely none of those things has anything to do with America. In this country, you work yourself to death while old white guys reap the benefits, NOT the other way around. Disgusting. 0/5 Stars.”

What’s even more heinous is that Obama maniacally put this in a book, knowing that Trump supporters, and Republicans in general, cannot read above a second-grade level. There remains hope that the mighty Ben Shapiro can distill this book down to a 7 minute YouTube video, but Mr. Shapiro is far too racist to even think about a person of color, let alone read a book written by one.

Of course, the predictions are that this book will shoot to the top of the Fake News New York Times Fake Top 10 List Worst Ever List From The Standpoint Of Lists…list, as the only people who read and buy books are, once again, not borderline-Gumpian Trump supporters. The only recourse we have now is to yell “Still Your President” through the three gritted teeth we collectively have, all the while waiting patiently for that Ben Shapiro video and for the other Deep State shoe to drop.