New Textbooks to Omit Donald Trump’s Presidency

New textbook publishing will be glossing over the entirety of President Trump’s time in office, simply stating that “America did not have a President for the years 2016-2020.”

Not only is it extremely rude, but it’s the epitome of fake news.

It’s also factually hilarious, as the Trump presidency has not only made America the literal joke of the entire planet but has also tarnished whatever type of integrity still existed in the insanely bigoted Trump family. Now we will have a generation of American students that will only learn of the 44th President, Barack Obama, and then the 46th President, Joe Biden.

Needless to say, President Trump is not happy about this. He tried to enlist his Secretary of Education, Betsy DeVos, to fix this error, but she was too busy battling He-Man at the gate of Castle Greyskull.

We reached out to someone familiar with this situation, Steve Castle, a dog with a higher IQ and more education than any Trump supporter, who had this to say:

“I don’t know why you wouldn’t want to learn about our current President, honestly. We’re doomed to elect another raging moron if we don’t learn from this mistake. We cannot, as a country, endure another Presidency that brings our nation such shame. Remember, I’m a dog and even I know this.”

To combat this issue, every household that is registered Republican will receive a copy of Trump’s book “Art of the Deal,” which in no way was written by Trump and is actually the worst business book you could ever read. You have to remember, this man has literally bankrupted 80 percent of his businesses. He’s a moron.

The rest of America will have to come to terms that our President is a joke, although we will shelter our kids from having to learn about his bigotry, xenophobia, and sexual inappropriateness. God bless us. Everyone.