The southern Border Wall has been a hotly debated topic in recent years. Patriotic Americans want to secure our borders in order to protect our freedoms and our xenophobia. Conversely, socialist Democrat liberals want our beautiful country to be a free for all of universal healthcare, rampant religious freedom, and basic compassion for all people. It’s disgusting.
It’s about to get even more heinous than we ever thought: Mexico has unveiled plans to build a competing border well with America. This wall will run the entire stretch of its Northern border to America, as well as extending 30 miles into both the Pacific Ocean and the Gulf Of Mexico. The aim of this wall is simple; keep Americans out.
Mexico’s Chancellor of Security, Bruno Sammartino, issued the following statement:
“For centuries, Caucasians have been coming down to our gorgeous and hedonistic country to pillage our land, steal our women, and to appropriate our foods. Mexico says ¡NO MAS! This wall will be constructed using white Americans that we’ll pick up in our local Casa Deposito parking lots, so we don’t have to pay them a fair wage. Oh, how the ‘mesas’ have turned!”
President Trump couldn’t be reached for comment, but an inside source close to the White House has suggested that the prevailing idea is to now build a wall to the north of the American Wall, thereby flexing our patriotic muscle to the heathens to the south. The source also said that “President Trump likes taco salads with tremendous amounts of ketchup.”
Construction of the wall has already begun near San Diego, California. Estimated times have put the completion of the wall near 2042, as Americans will be building it and they are inherently lazy. Please check back in with us for more updates on this evolving story.
WHAT, YOU ARE BUILD A WALL NEXT TO PRES. TRUMP’S WALL ? ARE YOU STUPID ? MAY BE YOU CAN PAY FOR THE WALL LIKE YOU PROMISED INSTEAD OF MAKING PRES. TRUMP PAY.