The Los Angeles Dodgers really messed up. Hosting the Sisters Of Perpetual Indulgence, a radical anti religious joke group and holding Pride Night,  almost nobody showed up. It was a massive failure that cost the Dodgers organization nearly 3 million dollars. Fans simply stayed home instead of being a part of Pride Night.

Baseball fans, even in super liberal Los Angeles California, are traditionally conservatives. They believe in America. The real America that they grew up with.  Baseball, apple pie, a believe in God and love for country. Pride night is a slap in the face to baseball fans.  And fans spoke with their wallets.

Dodgers general manager Joseph Barron was embarrassed. “How can we forget our roots, this was the organization Vin Skully loved, and now we’re bowing to the woke mob???”  He couldn’t believe it choking back tears. What happened to our great sport?

In reality, Dodgers stadium was packed for Pride Night, yet a few people took pictures over an hour before game time, trying to make some silly point but that’s what you want to believe so that’s what we will stay with. Dodgers stadium was empty. Because of Pride and gay people.

And I’ll bet it was also empty because it was Bud Light night too!  Bud Light and Pride are the culprits behind Dodger’s stadium being empty and that’s what we will believe. No matter the evidence to the contrary, we’re gonna pretend we won in some way. ‘Merica baby, yay! That’ll teach them! Go woke, Go Broke!

Baseball should really stay out of politics. It’s an American tradition. Really fat out of shape guys screaming while they’re drunk on overpriced beer and greasy hot dogs about how they could hit that ball farther while eyeing underage girls in the stand with their fathers that drug them there. God bless America.

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