Garth Brooks, one of the celebrity victims of the woke mind virus, says he’s leaving Nashville for the greener pastures of Hollywood.
“I get no respect in this town,” said Brooks, who has lost his recording contracts, watched as his new bar fell flat on its face, and had his lucrative Vegas residency canceled, “They’re all a bunch of bigoted a-holes.”
There he goes again, patriots, repeating what he said that got him into all this ruckus in the first place. These woke celebrities just never learn.
“We’re not concerned about Brooks leaving town,” said Nashville Mayor Joe Barron, “we have plenty of real country artists, bars, and fans. If he wants to be an outcast, he can go.”
ALLOD Entertainment Correspondelator Tara Newhole says the reports may be exaggerated: “Garth and his wife own a 300-acre paradise just outside the city. It seems unlikely that they’d leave over some stories about Garth losing everything.”
Newhole says that in reality, the couple is worth nearly half a billion dollars and couldn’t possibly care less what a bunch of geriatric potatoes think about them. “They get their news from liberal trolls,” said Newhole, “They share the dumb story, click through to the website, scan for three keywords that confirm their bias, and skip away to a shiny ad based on their Google search preferences.”
AARP has repeatedly warned the taters that nearly everything they believe about social issues comes from satire sites that are openly mocking them, but they don’t seem to mind. “I hope and pray that it’s all true,” said Shirley from Pahrump, “And that’s all that matters to me. God Bless America.”
Waaaaaaaaa!!
What a whining, permanent marker hair dying lierturd. Go to la. No real country fan’s gonna miss you. Neither will you exceedingly happy ex-wife.
Hey Garth (gasbag) can go to any libtard train wreck he wants. Just leave Tricia, we love her cooking show, and she still has some down home values.
Garth You SHOULD GIVE respect ALWAYS…
Please don’t come back to Oklahoma.
Respect is earned. So, when you start stepping on people’s toes and putting your mouth where it doesn’t belong, it doesn’t matter how much money you have, what title or career you hold, or what your name is. No one will respect you if you don’t show respect.